Michael said "Now that she's older and a bit more picky she wants a lavatory, a commode that has a flushing handle that works and a heater so she has a warm place to set her nether region on a cold winter night.
It's got a real toilet seat and reading material which doubles as toilet paper.
If you send it by car it's a shipment, but if by ship it's cargo. This tiny ad told me:
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