I don't always kill weeds... But when I do it's with mulch.
Fry from Futurama with:
Can't tell if crazy gardener or saving the world
"Hundreds of years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in or the type of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that it becomes a tourist destination"
I feel like the picture provides such a good example of stacking functions that the caption could be super-truncated like that, and people who recognize it will feel clever that they got it. People who don't can go search "stacking functions in permaculture" for articles.