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And if we think they're really awesome , they might get more than one...
 
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Holy Shnikies! I gots ten apples!
All day 'been walkin' 'round all puffed up and a smilin' at the ladies.

BTW. Can't trust anything that paul-empire-owner-omnipotent-whos-is-whats-it anyways. His eight apples got drunk and fell over.

Also, no problems with notation of badness, but apple cores make me happy. Cuz I just ate an apple.
Maybe a steaming pile of sh--. Oops, almost got carried away there.
Gotta admit though, it would be a pretty direct statement about the view of the post.
 
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haha thats funny jason
 
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Thanks. I try to lighten when I can and not take things too seriously.
My favorite slice of humble pie: As a kid I was always called "squirrel-bait" by my friend's dad. I just thought it was a funny thing to call a kid. I grew up and always thought I was pretty friggin clever with words and brains an stuff. Love all things punny.
Then in my late thirties talking with a friend of mine it hits me in the head like the oxford english dictionary. He meant I was "nuts".

Oh, sorry, not hijacking, this definitely has something to do with apples.
Do squirrels eat apples?
 
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Oooh, Leila has 42 apples.. what is the question?
 
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Ben Plummer wrote:Oooh, Leila has 42 apples.. what is the question?


"what's 7x6?"
 
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What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

Oh yeah, and APPLES!!!
 
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Awe, man!
I just clicked on "leaderboard" and found out that not only has it nothing to do with top posters or some such thing, but in all actuality is more b.s. about apples.
Now I'm totally depressed due to my lack of apples.

Oh, sure! I've got ten you say. ten is a nice number you say. I i were a girl i'd be super-hot you'd say.
TENS NOT EVEN ON THE FRIGGIN LIST!!!

Give me my fair-share of apples so all you high faluten folks can keep bein permaculturey.
I expect results pronto!

Wow. I feel so much better now.
Sorry to get all serious, but somebody's got to point out the absurdity of my low apple count.
 
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Perhaps instead of a steaming pile of cow POO, we could use banana peels. The idea being "Caution! this post could cause trouble. The good part is missing and what we're left with could hurt someone or something."

I knew a guy who would post the names of the TOS violators and the reason for account termination on his site. He kept a thread separate for it and he was the only one who could post there. It was available for all to see, so that folks were aware of what constituted bad behavior. A lot of it was spam and people who created false accounts to harass other members. Anyway, maybe it would be useful to tag "Banana Posts" and copy them to a thread called " The Banana Circle", for other permies to see.

I guess I think a happy medium would be to maybe make the banana able to be seen by the individual who posted the comment and then copy it to a "Banana Circle" with "Anonymous" as the poster name.
This way the poster knows they crossed a line without being publicly humiliated, and the comment can be seen by others as a teaching tool for better behavior.

 
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Craig,
Yes, yes and most definitely yes!
All kidding aside above.
Banana Peels I think are perfect.
All other things you said are great ideas, even if taken from somewhere else.

i really like the idea of a Personal banana notifier in conjunction with id removed listings in one place.
This makes for a very useful tool and feedback loop without causing pointed fingers and drama in a wider circle.
Every now and then i read something that i think may have crossed a line and once posted something that i think may have been too defensive.
A peel would have warned me and the thread of them gives me an idea of where to draw future lines.

no feelings gettin hurt, or if so well, screw 'em. would of been hurt anyway and probably caused more to be hurt without the warning.

Btw, bananas are good but we shouldn't be eating them unless they can be grown without slave labor and shipping thousands of miles.
so banana peel has another layer of bad.
 
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Thank you for the kind words.

I stopped buying bananas a year ago. They personally make me sick (physically) and I think they are more candy than food at this point considering the sugar content. Plus they are clearly not a "sustainable" thing. Whatever that means anymore.

When a thread gets out of hand you could say it "went bananas".



 
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Sitting here looking at the banana I bought this morning at the inconvenience store.
Yellow, delicious and mockingly offensive.

No fruit at the farmers' markets yet.
But still obviously should have went with an apple.
not only from the states, but i could have added it to my ten and maybe gotten on the "Leaderboard"
Oh how I dream of the day. All swimming pools and clouds.

Also bought a coffee because i slept at work sight last night.
Talk about your dynamic duo of demise. Banana republics and all.
I don't know what compares with coffee in the global misery department except maybe diamonds and other truly rare minerals and fuels.

I've been needing to research an american grower of coffee and pay decent money for an honest product if possible.
Note to self: stop eating bananas.
Apples are better.

P.S. I'm pretty sure this thread has now officially gone BANANAS!
 
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bump
 
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Seriously!
45!
Oh how you taunt me!
 
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The other day I jumped from 6 to 7 apples. Then a few hours later, I was inexplicably demoted to 6. > --- I haven't done any snickering in the alternative energy section lately. I even refrained from commenting when a member explained his plan to produce atomic energy at home. It's a mystery that I hope one of you will investigate for a few days.

I'm now back to 7 but that doesn't mean I've forgotten the lost one. Perhaps the team of experts who have been assigned to read all of my old posts found something they didn't like. I can only assume from my apple count, that they are less than 10% finished, and have skipped past some of the good parts, in order to save time. I can be long winded.
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I checked out the leader board and the race for top spot is neck and neck.

John Polk 50
Leila Rich 46
Allan Savory 44
Jaikiran Pai 43
tel jetson 42
Burra Maluca 36
Adrien Lapointe 36
Cassie Rauk 35
jack spirko 33
Julia Winter 30 ---- Erica Wisner 28 ----- Ernie Wisner 23

It's been a hard slog. Looking at the top ten
--- Julia has been chugging ahead since Winter. Jack is just hoping to survive. Two ladies are working together. There's Adrien on point followed closely by her rock solid assistant Cassie. Burra is chugging along with the tenacity of an old mule. Tel has jettisoned his backpack in a valiant attempt to overtake Jaikiran who packed lots of pie for the journey. Allan is savoring the moment now that he's in 3rd place. Leila feels very rich with an impressive basket of 46 apples. Just as John was ready to poke his head past all rivals, Ernie and Erica tossed all of their apples into one basket and whizzed past the pack for the lead with a combined 51 apples. Will the others cry foul ? What will the judges have to say ? Stay tuned for further updates.
 
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I have no idea how one might lose an apple. Haven't seen any "rotten apple" or "rotten banana" logos, so I don't think that has arrived.

I got a head start because I had bought a "gob" of podcasts (for a big $5) and early on Paul decided to reward everyone who had actually monetized his empire with 10 apples. After that, I think it was for transcribing podcasts. You can get an apple just for catching the eye of one of the minions charged with distributing them.
 
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Dale, That was awesome!!
Leila... Just keep rubbin' it in!
Julia, I also got my ten from the podcasts. Think I payed like 2.50 X four sets but can't remember. Lets say it was $5. I also just bought the early bird cards for $100. Hmmm... carry the 1... ok so now I gets like 200 apples! Sweet. I win. Somebody musta fell asleep. I demand that my 200 apples be added! This aint no fair share B.S. either. I won 'em fair and square.

And, EEWWWW.. Catching eyes sounds kinda gross. I hope you can sleep at night trading eyes for apples on the black market. I suppose it also makes the distributors harder to see the rest of us' good deeds.

BTW, I nominate "Fair & Square" be the third ethic of the moment. It also rhymes and can mean anything the person uttering it wants.
Thought about fair and balanced but i assume fox would come and get me.
 
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Jason Lindsay wrote:Dale, That was awesome!!




That's what she said !!!
I almost quoted your "rubbing it in" line but thought better of it.

It took quite a bit of restraint for me to not turn that stuff into an X rated play (Your 10 would have been quite respectable in that context) so I have just awarded myself this tree full of apples.
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Surely what matters is the apple/post count ratio?

Quality over quantity and all that :p
 
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Michael Cox wrote:Surely what matters is the apple/post count ratio?

Quality over quantity and all that :p



Using that measure, I'm screwed. Not only is my posting count high, my average word count in those posts is the highest I've seen. They say nobody likes a know it all who won't shut up. Actually, I think it was my dad who said that. It might have been my grandmother.
 
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Using that screw, your measured.
verbose, verboten, verbatim... Nice apple tree. That might put you above my theoretical 210.
Unfortunately for you, I am still Master of my own Universe. Therefore I am still winning.

Also, "I know what I know, I know that I know it and It's all that I know. And I know that it can all change in a moment."
Been saying that since I was sixteen. The best part is that it really pisses off know-it-alls.

And now for something completely different... Just spied the first pair of over-alls that I might purchase.
The crazy white and blue stripey ones with a zip-off nail and other pouches section. HOO-RAH!!
 
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Ever wonder about the apples?
Well...
 
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Constantly, Obviously.
Just let some permie apples rot on the counter and had to toss in the yard. See what happens when you hang out next to my name for too long?

p.s. dale, your sig. line's last quote needs a 'to' swapped for a 'the'. figured you'd want that corrected.

have a wonderfully appley day everybody.

 
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tel jetson wrote:the apple means that a steward thought something you posted was of especially high quality. consider it a crude measure of your reputation here.



Not only stewards! Volunteers and pollinators also have a supply of apples for handing out.
 
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Jason Lindsay wrote:

p.s. dale, your sig. line's last quote needs a 'to' swapped for a 'the'. figured you'd want that corrected.





Thank you Jason. It will be fixed. I cut and pasted that and didn't check grammar. I'll swap some of that stuff out soon and include other gems.

For the record --- I didn't buy any of my apples. In fact, I strongly suspect that my outspoken nature on matters that I judge to be unscientific, my libertarian politics and love of gutter humor have cost me apples. The only way that this could be proved or disproved would be if there were transparency in all behind the scenes matters. That's not going to happen. It would add to the workload since it would give anyone with an issue, a name to attach to their grievance.("Bob deleted my post and he's never given me an apple, therefore, he's against me. I see alot of favoritism around here") Nobody, other than me and a few other wordsmiths, would enjoy delivering any sort of explanation to our "victim". I'm sure that moderator retention and happiness are more important to Paul than whether individual members feel that their apple count is commensurate with their contributions to the forum.
 
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Ill show you all. One day ill have more apples than any of you. In fact i might have all the apples. Muah ah ah.
 
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The Leaderboard has some new features today. All of these things are measured. Users with most apples (all time) | Users with most apples (last 30 days) | Users with most thumbs up (all time) | Users with most thumbs up (last 30 days) I now have a respectable 25 apples, which puts me right by Sepp Holzer (I hope that means that Sepp and I are approximately equals in the permaculture world ) I have some really good ideas to present next week and I intend to present them with a flair worthy of the bard himself, so it should be easy to leave Holzer in the dust. His lack of English makes the success of a sneak attack more likely. I hope these things aren't like Schrute Bucks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G59KY7ek8Rk&list=PL738F5F557413732F

Users with most apples (all time)


Looking at the first one, you'll notice that stewards occupy most of the top spots and that many of the others are Paul's friends and relatives. These are members who have the power to award apples. Looks like an incestuous bunch, doesn't it ? I wonder how it would look if stewards couldn't award one another apples. Hmmm

Leila Rich 59
John Polk 56
Erica Wisner 50
Jaikiran Pai 50
tel jetson 46
Burra Maluca 45
Allan Savory 44
Adrien Lapointe 42
Cassie Rauk 37
jack spirko 33
Julia Winter 31
Jeanne Boyarsky 31
nathan luedtke 30
Jocelyn Campbell 29
Ken Peavey 29
Judith Browning 28
Jesse Biggs 28
Eric Toensmeier 27
Miles Flansburg 26
Sepp Holzer 26
Dale Hodgins 25

Cris Bessette 25
larry korn 24
John Redman 23
Ernie Wisner 23
Mark Shepard 23
Alan Hunter 22
Andrew Monkhouse 21
Marianne Cooper 21
Jason Lindsay 20
John Elliott 20
Ben Falk 20
Armin Voigt 20
allen lumley 19
Alex Ojeda 19
Ben Plummer 19
Adam Klaus 19
Tyler Ludens 19
Bob Ramlow 18
Mariamne Ingalls 17
Rick Roman 16
Ryan Barrett 16
Andrew Millison 16
Tim Skufca 16
joe pacelli 16
Zach Weiss 15
Anthony Anderson 15
Diego Footer 15
Bart Glumineau 14
Jay C. White Cloud 14

Users with most apples (last 30 days)
I'm quite pleased with this one. There I am with 8 apples in one month. I've been told that some got large boxes of apples for services rendered. Erica has whizzed past most of the pack with 20 this month, which puts her at 50. Her husband Ernie is stuck at 23. Just imagine if they were to have some little disagreement at home. Erica could say, " ya know what Ernie, I have 50 apples, so shut it" . I would have given them 10 apiece in order to avoid this sort of thing.

Erica Wisner 20 Oooo. That's a lot'
Tim Skufca 15
jacob wustner 10
Cameron McDonald 10
Jason Lindsay 10
Armin Voigt 10
Anthony Aiuppa 10
Dale Hodgins 8
Emily Aaston 7
Jay C. White Cloud 7
Joshua Smith 6
Jennifer Wadsworth 5
Meg Keeney 5
John Ewan 5


The thumbs up feature is a much more democratic one.
Thumbs up are added by members who find the post informative or worthy in some other way. Often a steward makes an announcement and that post is given many thumbs up. This makes it much harder for the rank and file to claw their way to the top, since all of ours are based on the quality of our posts. --- I'm quite happy to be in a comfortable third place. Those surrounding me are mostly stewards, so I tell myself that I'm kicking all of their asses. (If I fail to achieve 8 apples next month, it can only mean one thing. Punishment for making light of the serious business of apple harvest and distribution.)
Users with most thumbs up (all time)


John Polk 688
Tyler Ludens 562
Dale Hodgins 439
Adrien Lapointe 391
Burra Maluca 381
Kristie Wheaton 316
wayne stephen 312
Leila Rich 286
Ken Peavey 275
Jocelyn Campbell 242
Judith Browning 241
John Elliott 239
tel jetson 213
Brenda Groth 201
Miles Flansburg 201
R Scott 196
Adam Klaus 192
Rion Mather 186
Craig Dobbelyu 186
Jeanine Gurley 181
Rick Roman 174
Jay Green 162
Alder Burns 161
Morgan Morrigan 155
Walter Jeffries 124
Abe Connally 122
Cj Verde 120
Fred Morgan 114
Jordan Lowery 113
Renate Haeckler 112
Julia Winter 111
S Bengi 107
Robert Ray 107
Michael Forest 105
Kari Gunnlaugsson 94
Landon Sunrich 92
leila hamaya 91
Cris Bessette 90
allen lumley 90
Chris Kott 86
Xisca Nicolas 86
Alex Ojeda 82
Emily Aaston 81
Amedean Messan 75
Jay C. White Cloud 72
Isaac Hill 72
Matu Collins 69
David Goodman 68
Ben Plummer 68

It's pretty hard to beat someone who has the last name Wheaton, especially when 90% of those thumbs up came from a photo thread concerning Paul's farm. I hereby declare myself this month's winner of the thumbs up race. Dammit, those are my Schrute Bucks

Users with most thumbs up (last 30 days

Kristie Wheaton 68 Nepotism
Dale Hodgins 59 Hard earned
John Polk 49
Emily Aaston 41
John Elliott 37
Burra Maluca 29
Leila Rich 26
Jennifer Wadsworth 25
Craig Dobbelyu 23
wayne stephen 22
Matu Collins 21
Adrien Lapointe 20
Adam Klaus 20
R Scott 18
allen lumley 17
Su Ba 16
Michael Cox 15
Jay C. White Cloud 14
Olivier Asselin 14
Dawn Hoff 14
Alder Burns 14
Jocelyn Campbell 13
Landon Sunrich 13
William James 13
Miles Flansburg 12
Bart Glumineau 10
Ken Peavey 9
David Hartley 9
Nick Kitchener 8
Fred Morgan 8
Joshua Smith 7
Rebecca Holman 7
Julia Winter 7
Collin Vickers 6
Peter Ellis 6
Rose Dallal 6
Tyler Ludens 6
Abe Connally 6
Mateo Chester 6
Ben Plummer 5
Victor Johanson 5
Jay Green 5
Robert Ray 5
Jessica Gorton 5
tel jetson 5
Timothy Ettridge 5
Andrew Scott 5
Konstantinos Karoubas 4
leila hamaya 4

I decided that I didn't feel like getting into anything heavy tonight. I can always solve the world's problems next week. I believe that goal was achieved. There's an hour that I'm never getting back. Hope you enjoyed it. PS --- Give me a thumbs up on everything of mine that you see. Let's take Kristie down !!! I'm sure she's a nice woman and probably Paul's wife or sister, but just for fun, try this. Give me a thumbs up, if it looks like I tried even a little bit. It'll be fun and somewhat subversive. You can be bad and not get called on it. Cummon. Just click the little thumby thing whenever you see my name. Have I mentioned how attractive you look today, and smart too. Yours Sincerely, Dale Hodgins. (that's the name to give the thumbs up to)
 
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Well, since you told me how smart I am and (VASTLY more importantly) how good I look (primp, primp - it's all about the hair and nails ya know)....I fell into your evil plot, and like an ant sliding into an antlion trap, and gave you a thumbs up. Who says you can't buy votes, eh??

Dale - I've noticed you harvesting apples right and left! I am stuck at 5 apples - but they are big, juicy ones so I'm happy (I noticed a couple of yours look a little like "road apples")- it's not even apple season here!!! Wait until the citrus are ripe - I'll have TONS of fruit to my name. Then we'll see what's what and who's who. Although admittedly it will be like comparing apples to oranges - just sayin'.

I look forward to your next apple-award winning post.
 
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Jennifer Wadsworth wrote:

I look forward to your next apple-award winning post.



That's sort of a hit and miss thing.--- Now, if you're looking for apple worthy posts, my humble guess is probably every 3rd post or so. But, they have to dole these things out sparingly, in order to keep the peace around here. C'est la vie.

It's good to have realistic and healthy outlook on these things. I just assume that the stewards take a peek at about one out of every twenty of my posts and judge accordingly. Thus, I received 8 apples in a month when I posted maybe 200 times. They're spread pretty thin, so I accept my fate.

 
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so i just got an apple,
came to see what it's about. ok cute.

i still have questions though,
Do i get to sit at the cool-kids table at lunch during permie convergences?
Do i get a key to the executive humanure outhouse?

Most importantly, if i kill all the other apple-havers by decapitation, do i get their apples in a quickening ?

 
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I think all of us know that eventually, there can be only one.
 
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Matthew Fallon wrote:so i just got an apple,
came to see what it's about. ok cute.

i still have questions though,
Do i get to sit at the cool-kids table at lunch during permie convergences?
Do i get a key to the executive humanure outhouse?

Most importantly, if i kill all the other apple-havers by decapitation, do i get their apples in a quickening ?



By coming here, you're already hanging with the cool kids.

Well, I'm glad to report that I've squeaked past Kristie. Here are the latest results for the most thumbs up in the last month. I was gone for a week, so not sure if the spread was greater earlier in the week.

Most thumbs up in last month. I think I'll bask in this for a while. Ahh, my public adores me. Finally, I can kick some sand around and puff up my chest like a Prairie Chicken. Is there a prize ? There should be a prize !!! Don't forget to give the thumbs up to anything of mine that is remotely interesting. A vote for me is one for the proletariat. It's a vote for equality, freedom, motherhood and apple pie. If you don't vote for me, you don't like freedom and you hate puppies, kittens and cute babies. The choice is clear. If you see a post by Dale Hodgins , give it the thumbs up. The future is in your capable hands.

Dale Hodgins 60 - I win and should retire as champion !!! Let's end this feature now before others get bruised feelings.
Kristie Wheaton 51
Jennifer Wadsworth 49
John Elliott 44
John Polk 41
Emily Aaston 40
allen lumley 34
Burra Maluca 31
Michael Cox 29
Craig Dobbelyu 28
Adrien Lapointe 28
wayne stephen 28
Adam Klaus 26
Matu Collins 26
Leila Rich 23
Jocelyn Campbell 22
Miles Flansburg 21
R Scott 20
Su Ba 20
Olivier Asselin 20
Alder Burns 14
S Bengi 14
Bart Glumineau 13
Rebecca Holman 12
M Foti 10
Philip Durso 10
Jay C. White Cloud 10
Landon Sunrich 10
Dawn Hoff 9
Jennifer Charlton-Dennis 9
Nick Kitchener 9
William James 9
Jeff Fountain 9
Walter Jeffries 8
Rose Dallal 8
Julia Winter 8
Jason Vath 7
Brian Henry 7
Matthew Nistico 7
Joshua Smith 7
Jen Shrock 7
David Hartley 7
Len Ovens 7
amanda rebecca 6
R Hasting 6
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Adding rotten apples on the other side of the page could help people know they are entering taboo territory. Good idea. Some times we do not know we are offending people. Could help to keep the atmosphere positive VS. negative.
 
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Craig Dobbelyu wrote:Perhaps instead of a steaming pile of cow POO, we could use banana peels. The idea being "Caution! this post could cause trouble. The good part is missing and what we're left with could hurt someone or something."

I knew a guy who would post the names of the TOS violators and the reason for account termination on his site. He kept a thread separate for it and he was the only one who could post there. It was available for all to see, so that folks were aware of what constituted bad behavior. A lot of it was spam and people who created false accounts to harass other members. Anyway, maybe it would be useful to tag "Banana Posts" and copy them to a thread called " The Banana Circle", for other permies to see.

I guess I think a happy medium would be to maybe make the banana able to be seen by the individual who posted the comment and then copy it to a "Banana Circle" with "Anonymous" as the poster name.
This way the poster knows they crossed a line without being publicly humiliated, and the comment can be seen by others as a teaching tool for better behavior.




This is a good idea.
 
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Jennifer is the one to watch. This wordsmith of considerable endurance, is drawing on years of experience in dry land gardening and many other interests. In under 3 months she has accumulated 15 apples and 90 thumbs up. Most of this has happened in the last 30 days! Burra often gets to dole out much deserved spankings. A flurry of thumbs up often result. John Elliot has clawed his way to 4th place slowly and deliberately, like an unstoppable fungus. Adam has helped many newbies with farming questions. All of these thumbs up were much deserved.

I'm the only one near the top of the list who often engages in a good wallow through the muddy waters of religion, pseudoscientific debunking, conspiracy theory stomping and snickering at Utopian delusion. I don't engage in name calling, but I'm a regular recipient. A few names near the bottom of the list made it there after they said something snarky to me that was much appreciated by like minded individuals. You could say that these were a backhanded thumbs down to me. There have been hundreds of these. Looking at the top of the all time thumbs up list ---

John Polk 723
Tyler Ludens 564
Dale Hodgins 493 You'll notice that John has me beat by 230. I'm going to give myself 300 of those thumbs down and add them to 493 for a total of 793. I win. Stop the contest before Jennifer beats us all !!!


Users with most thumbs up (last 30 days)

Jennifer Wadsworth 65
Dale Hodgins 55
Burra Maluca 54
John Elliott 53
Adam Klaus 44
John Polk 38
allen lumley 33
wayne stephen 29
Miles Flansburg 28
Leila Rich 28
Matu Collins 27
R Scott 24
S Bengi 21
Adrien Lapointe 20
Craig Dobbelyu 19
Alder Burns 19
Michael Cox 18
Su Ba
james beam 18
Ann Torrence 15
Jocelyn Campbell 15
Philip Durso 14
M Foti 14
Kristie Wheaton 14
Olivier Asselin 14
And the rest...
 
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I see you jinxing my apples, Dale! LOL.

Every time you do this rundown, that old Meatloaf song "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights" plays in my head (in the middle of the song where sportscaster is commenting on a baseball game - about 3:50 mins).

Actually I can't figure out the thumbs up thing - looks like your thumbs up correspond to your "actual" thumbs ups - mine are all wonky. Or it's entirely possible that I'm too dim to get the system....
 
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The real ticket would be posts per apple.

I know people that have been on permies longer than the apple introduction would lose, but if there was a way to figure it once apples were brought to the market I think it could make it an interesting figure.
Of course my pantry is empty, but just wait til that apple blossom blooms, smelling so sweet. Bingo
 
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Steven Fall wrote:The real ticket would be posts per apple.



I'm pretty sure that the forum gods only peek at me every now and then. Otherwise, I'd be counting apples per post. ----- Did I just hear you think "horse apples"? ----- (yes, I can hear everybody's thoughts) ----- Hey, you with the funny look on your face, that's not nice at all !!! I am not completely full of shit.
 
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