I have not put out much content lately.
My time has been divided between a lot of other projects. And for some reason, a lot of folks have been writing to me to say:
1) You need to say my message
1b) I know you don't agree with my message, so we need to have a six hour chat so you can stop being so stupid. And, no, I won't listen to your stupidity.
2) You need to make your videos/podcasts/articles this other way. Why not? Explain it to me in detail.
3) I need you to promote
my stuff (and no, I'm not going to promote your stuff - that would be silly)
4) I have promoted your stuff on my teeny, tiny, pissant site. I now demand that you take the time to think of a way to promote my stuff in a big way (and no, I don't want to create an account on your stupid forums)
5) Answer my question in email that has already been answered in the forums.
6) When bad guys hassle you, why don't you just do what the bad guys want and get on with your life? Explain it to me in detail.
7) You need to run your forums my way (and no, I've never run forums before). Why not? Explain it to me in detail.
I want to buy the web site permies.com for dirt cheap. Hello? Hello? Why won't you respond to my emails? That's just rude. You need to be professional.
9) How much advertising can I get on permies.com for $50. Hello? Hello? Why won't you respond to my emails? That's just rude. You need to be professional.
10) I have listened to all of your podcasts and watched all of your videos. I have read many of your posts at permies.com. I want to get into a six hour email discussion with you about how I question your values and you need to be held accountable to me.
11) I found your
video submission to this other site to be really good. But since you used your real name on the site, and you used your real name on the video I cleverly deduced that the site poster and the video maker are the same person. Therefore, I think it is wrong of you to do that. And I demand that you stop. No, I am not the site owner. Hello? Are you going to stop? Hello? Hello? Don't you dare ignore me!
12) Hi! I noticed that you live in Montana. That is beautiful country. I have a cousin that lives in Bozeman. I live in North Carolina. Have you ever been to North Carolina?
13) Hi! I noticed that you live in Montana. That is beautiful country. I have a cousin that lives in Bozeman. I live in South Carolina. Have you ever been to South Carolina?
14) Hi! I noticed that you live in Montana. That is beautiful country. I have a cousin that lives in Bozeman. I live in Utah. Have you ever been to Utah?
15) Hi! I noticed that you live in Montana. That is beautiful country. I have a cousin that lives in Bozeman. I live in Michigan. Have you ever been to Michigan?
16) Hi! I noticed that you live in Montana. That is beautiful country. I have a cousin that lives in Bozeman. I live in Mexico. Have you ever been to Mexico?
17) Hi! I noticed that you live in Montana. That is beautiful country. I have a cousin that lives in Bozeman. I live in Costa Rica. Have you ever been to Costa Rica?
18) Hi! I noticed that you live in Montana. That is beautiful country. I have a cousin that lives in Bozeman. I live in England. Have you ever been to England?
19) Hi! I noticed that you live in Montana. That is beautiful country. I have a cousin that lives in Bozeman. I live in Southern California. Have you ever been to Southern California?
20 ... 29) Very similar to 12 through 19
30) ________ sent you a private message on some system that will require you to log in and jump through weird hoops to track down the private message. The private message will probably be long, rambling, demanding and make no sense. You will be tempted to reply, but that would just lead to another email like this one.
31) I forgot my password on permies.com and the email address was a throwaway email from a company/ISP that I'm no longer affiliated with. Could you please give me an hour to try to figure out if I'm a bad guy or if I am legit?
32) Somebody on permies said something i don't agree with and I demand that you delete it and ban them immediately. But never tell anyone I said this. Why not? Explain it to me in detail.
33) Can you attend our event that would take four days of your driving at your expense? There might be as many as eight people there. Why not? Explain it to me in detail.
34) Thanks for taking six hours to teach me how I can help save you one hour of time. It turns out that I can't actually do that one hour thing. Sorry.
35) There is one point in this video that I don't like. I demand that you change the video and re-upload it. And, no, i will not upload my own video. Why will you not do as I demand? Explain it to me in detail.
36) Hi, we're going to have some lame event where six people might attend. We think it would be a great opportunity for you to give us $500. We'll mention you at the event and mention you in tiny print on our lame posters. Why not? Explain it to me in detail.
37) I need you to explain to me, step by step, how to build a
rocket mass heater. In email. And after you have spent four hours, I will tell you that that won't work because of some crazy thing.
38) I see that you posted something an hour ago, therefore you are currently on-line. But you have not posted to the thing I want to you post to. I now need you to explain, to my satisfaction, why you posted to that thing and not to my thing.
39) Hi, this is youtube, we noticed that this one video had gotten a lot of views. We need you to provide proof that everything in the video was created by you or that you have written permission that satisfies our legal department. Make yourself comfortable, this is gonna take a while.
40) I know we set a date and time for you to spend a day driving here to video this stuff, and this is sorta the last second, but I have to cancel because I think my hair will look too messy.
41) I know you drove a long ways to get here and I told you I would be glad to do this, but now that I'm thinking about it, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the whole youtube thing. So I'm just gonna say "no".
42) Now that you have taken all of that video, how much are you going to pay me? I won't settle for a penny less than a thousand dollars.
43) Remember when you drove all the way out here and took that video a week ago? I need to ask that you not use that.
44) Now that we're done taking video, I need you to make sure that you run your video by me before you put it on youtube. Frankly, I don't trust you.
45) I remember when your web site was small and you asked me to do stuff with you. I would have nothing to do with you then. But now that your web site is big, I like the idea that we have a relationship. And by "relationship" i mean that you do what i say.
46) You made a video of me four days ago. When will that video be up? Why not tomorrow? Explain it to me in detail.
47) Can you come speak at our far, far away event? I will promise that 100 people will be there, but when you arrive there will be only four people and an apology from me that I forgot to announce the event.
48) I refuse to use a site that uses any form of censorship, but i still insist that you promote my stuff because your censored site has mysteriously become a thousand times bigger than my free-for-all-spam-and-hate-infested site. Now that you are so big, you have an obligation to do as I say and be my personal bitch.
49) Can you drive five hours to give me four hours of advice that I will ignore? I'll give you a cup of
coffee in return. Why not? Explain it to me in detail.
50) How dare you say these things! You are misleading people! You are destroying the fabric of our society!
51) Paul, I love ya, and all the stuff you do, but you gotta change this one thing you do to be more like me. And if you make this change, I will give you empty promises of helping you do things. Of course, if you make this change, i will lose all respect for you and do nothing.
52) Your efforts to block spam from permies.com have somehow blocked me. I am not a spammer. Take down your spam block so I can get in. (exchange 20 emails in an attempt to resolve this - and in the end still not be sure if they really are a spammer or not)
52b) WTF? You banned me? What did I ever do to you? (uh, apparently you use the same IP as a spammer)
53) Please give me detailed instructions on how to make a
permaculture site like yours, but, you know, without you.
54) I thought I would forward this to you: "I refuse to have anything to do with Paul Wheaton. He's a money grubber, a
censor and doesn't even abide the
permaculture ethics. All of the real
permaculture community avoids him." ---- you might want to consider what they are saying. If you are not going to change, can you please explain to me, in detail, why?
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I've been struggling with lots of maddening computer problems the last few months. And I am still kicking myself for losing all of that excellent video footage. My new laptop
should arrive tomorrow and hopefully all the computer issues will go away.
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I am currently about 2000 emails behind just for the last six months or so. I am catching up.
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I want to thank the plotskateers that did my bidding. The last effort was a huge success and made me very happy.
I want to thank Brice Moss for saying he would take over fiddling with the podcasts and following through! He has one up so far, and the questions he has asked me prove that he is currently working on #2. He has already saved me a big gob of time.
I want to thank Kane Jamison for setting up all the blog stuff and podcast stuff. That is a big gob of crap that I am glad to know nothing about. He needed very little from me and got a whole lot of stuff done.
I want to thank Jami McBride for getting our wiki up and running when people said that were just dying to fill it with permaculture awesomeness (and then they disappeared).
I want to thank Burra Maluca for taking on my reddit stuff in such a big and effective way. So cool! I want to also thank Burra for helping me with several
thread cleanups.
I want to thank the admins here at permies.com for deleting gobs of spam before I get there. And for bringing stuff to my attention that needs my attention.
I want to thank every person that clicks on "report to moderator" for spam and/or for stuff that might be outside of my comfort zone. That is a massive time saver to me.
I want to thank every person that has answered a permies question with the words "paul would say ..." and they are spot on. That is a big help.
I want to thank every person that has lots of good posts high on interesting content and has never posted something that I ended up deleting. You are setting the pace and tone for this site and making zero work for me. Thanks!
I want to thank every person that took the time to better understand reddit and then stood up for me at reddit.
I want to thank Jocelyn Campbell for making a lot of the podcast stuff so much easier for me.
I want to thank the celebrity
Jack Spirko for taking his very valuable time to give me advice on gobs of things.
I want to thank Suzy Bean for asking how she could help and with very little guidance did exactly as I asked. I still see her name popping up in all sorts of places that I didn't expect.
I want to thank every person that uses the naming convention I prefer on permies.
I want to thank the folks that send me purely words of encouragement. I think I have heard from about 20 people that have said "In my book, you are the coolest person in the world." and from about five that have said "You are my
Sepp Holzer." One time on reddit I saw a comment that said "Wow, Paul Wheaton posts here?" and then somebody commented on that to say "yeah, is reddit awesome or what?" --- that was a big upper for me.
I want to thank the publishers and movie producers that value my opinion so much that they send me free stuff.
I want to thank
permaculture magazine for liking me so much that they continue to run ads for me at no charge.
I want to thank all of the people who say they will do something and then do it. Invisibly. Or, they do cool things for me and never utter a peep. I only find out about that coolness by accident much later. That is crazy awesome.
I want to thank all of the people that think I am
fucking awesome exactly the way I am.