posted 1 year ago
Don’t forget those beautiful and edible flowers that chives produce! Break them up a little and sprinkle in salads or on top of sautéed greens for color and flavor. Or make chive blossom vinegar from them! Just pop and good handful of them in some apple cider vinegar or, even better, some champagne vinegar, and let it stand for a couple of weeks, making sure the blossoms stay submerged. Then strain. Use the strained-out blossoms in a coleslaw and use the vinegar to add a delightful splash of flavor to all kinds of things!
And then there’s what not to do with chives. I chopped up a bunch and lacto-fermented them. (That’s not the “what not to do” part—they were delicious!) Unfortunately, I got a little enthusiastic and made waaaay too much. In a series of events that are best not recalled too precisely, but which involved moving house, cleaning out the fridge, being way beyond over-tired, and trying desperately to get things ready for a house-showing the next day, some went in the garbage disposal.
Big mistake. Huge.
The bits aligned in the pipes like a shield-bearing Spartan phalanx, impervious to any attempts to dislodge them. Armies should learn from these little bastards; they were not to be moved. It took hours with a drain auger, pressurized water, and a blue cloud of language not generally used in polite company (that was the important part) to make the pipe functional again. Water, bits of chives, and associated detritus were liberally spattered all over—the cabinet under the sink, the floor, the walls…I even found some on the ceiling! And the smell. Ye gods and little fishes, the smell.
We did not, in fact, show the house the next day.