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This guy named Hal Apenyo collected these autocorrect funnies from a variety of sources and put them in this FB post or album.

I still haven't recovered, but want to share them with you all here at permies. Hal is a master curator!!

Oh my. There are TWENTY FOUR images that I downloaded from Hal. I'll load one image per post and folks can do a poor man's poll and up vote their favorites if they want. Though you might be laughing and crying too hard to see the thumbs up button!
 
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Number one. (Not in any particular order.)
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Number two.
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Number three.
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Number four.
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Number 5.
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Number six.
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Number 7.

Now I need to go close up the garage and take care of a few things before bed. More tomorrow! I have lots more, thanks to Hal. :-)
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I thought you were exaggerating when you said we might be crying too hard to see the like button.  I clicked on your facebook link to see them all and you were right.  I'm just now able to breath enough to type clearly.  Looking forward to the rest of them.

I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time
 
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Yay! I'm glad you enjoyed them Mike! Here's more.

Number 8.
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Number 9.
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A tenth one.
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11 now.
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If I'd tried to name them more creatively, I never would have posted them all. 12.
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Number 13.
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I've tried to read through some of the autocorrect sites and I have not found this many this funny in a row. I tell ya, Hal knows his stuff!
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Number 15.

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I like you goofballs a lot to post all of these. 16.
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17. Have you snorted or laughed out loud at any yet?
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Number 18.
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Oh Jocelyn, thank you for this. I belly laughed at a couple of those, and it's a good way to start my friday. Today's gonna be a good day.
 
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oh, so funny!!!  I saw on your fb this morning and didn't get back to it...glad you posted them here.

I've been laughing so much Steve is wondering what the deal is so he wants to read them too.

I don't have a cell phone to text on so haven't been able to experience autocorrect myself...I think this will make me more patient when I see weird words here at permies

thank you!
 
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Maybe I shouldn't have read them all at once. My stomach hurts! My poor dog is sitting next to me wondering what's wrong with me. I can't stop laughing. Thanks Jocelyn!
 
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Yay! More belly laughs are good for us!!

Judith, it's likely a combo of auto-correct and misdirected voice recognition stuff, but not worth the technical surmising.

Karen, keep your dog guessing! :-D
 
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Ready for more? 19
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Number 20.

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And 21.
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Twenty-two.

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2nd to the last one - 23.
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This is the last one from Hal's group. Anybody have any others?

If you want to, remember to vote with likes or thumbs up for the best one!

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These are too funny! And, I really mean the "too" part. I had to stop a number 19 because my suppressed laughs weren't helping me in nursing my little one to sleep!
 
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