Coronavirus Memes -- No, it's not too soon

Lotta work getting done around here!

Sure wasn't me who decided to play!!!

So, I like "Dad jokes," is that a crime? (Hahaha!)

Jocelyn Campbell wrote:So, I like "Dad jokes," is that a crime? (Hahaha!)

It's ok for you to like them as long as you don't tell them. That would be a FAUX PA.

I think the hair one is funny even though I have cut my own for years...

I remember those gas station hand towel things.  They were an eco-minded idea that seemed nice in theory but were scary in actuality.  I may be immune to everything!  ;)

You probably need to be a Star Trek fan to really appreciate the humour in this one ... (Hint: Red Shirt meme)



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Well. Ron,.......you got me.  Is this the 'gratuitous, disposable crew member' that graced just about every episode or was there something significant about how this particular crew member decided to forego his mask-wearing?  I'm humbled to say I don't even recognize the episode! :-/   (....feeling lame, even the hint isn't helping.)

Yeah. In most of the Star Trek episodes (especially in the earlier series) the red-shirted characters (security officers and engineering crew) were ones to get killed-off when landing on a planet to explore/investigate or when there was an attack on-board the ship.

Not memes but ... (this was posted on another site in May so some of this is a bit dated but since I just found it...)

"I hope they give us two weeks’ notice before sending us back out into the real world.  I think we'll all need the time to become ourselves again. And by "ourselves" I mean lose 10 pounds, cut our hair and get used to not drinking at 9:00 a.m.

New monthly budget: Gas $0  Entertainment $0  Clothes $0  Groceries $2,799.

Breaking News:  Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating.

Low maintenance chicks are having their moment right now. We don't have nails to fill and paint, roots to dye, eyelashes to re-mink, and are thrilled not to have to get dressed every day. I have been training for this moment my entire life!

When this quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.

I stepped on my scale this morning. It said: "Please practice social distancing. Only one person at a time on scale."

Not to brag, but I haven't been late to anything in over 6 weeks.

It may take a village to raise a child but I swear its going to take a vineyard to home school one.

I wanted zombies and anarchy.  Instead we got working from home and toilet paper shortages. Worst. Apocalypse. Ever.

You know those car commercials where there's only vehicle on the road - doesn't seem so unrealistic these days ...

They can open things up next month, I'm staying in until July to see what happens to you all first.

Day 37:  The garbage man placed an AA flyer on my recycling bin.

The spread of Covid-19 is based on two things:
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.

Appropriate analogy: "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now" = "The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now".

People keep asking: "Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?"  Listen y'all, the churches and casinos are closed.  When heaven and hell agree on the same thing it's probably pretty serious.

Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask and ask for money.

Home school Day 1: I'm trying to figure out how I can get this kid transferred out of my class.

Putting a drink in each room of my house today and calling it a pub crawl.

Okay, the schools are closed. So do we drop the kids off at the teacher's house or what?

For the second part of this quarantine do we have to stay with the same family or will they relocate us?  Asking for myself ..

Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs. We wander around the house looking for food. We get told "No" if we get too close to strangers and we get really excited about going for walks and car rides.

The dumbest thing I've ever bought was a 2020 planner .."

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My holiday plan for 2020

Bringing "delightful" back to the dinner table on day number I-no-longer-have-a-clue in the COVID stay at home directive.....

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