Orb spiders are cool. Orb webs are awesome. Orb spiders are not allowed to build those webs in the house. Scooped it up, took it outside to a bush, told it "Build a web here. Good spider! Build HERE."
You know you are a permie when... you don't stomp spiders, you train them :D
When walking barefoot at dusk, you pick up on things, like this:
-leaf litter feels warmer (maybe, b/c it's dry)
-wood mulch is a little less warm (not sure why...)
-concrete is a little cooler
-grass is slightly more cold (perhaps it's losing heat like sweat)