posted 2 hours ago
Right, so I plan to install an outhouse this year. The purpose is a Plan B in case our creaky old septic acts up, and a handy loo for visitors on bonfire nights. The goal is occasional use, but when needed it will be heavily used.
Requirements:
-- It must not stink. At all. Ever. The most discerning urban nose must be convinced. (Particularly the female half.)
-- It must be available day and night.
-- It must not be outrageously cold to use, even in winter.
Resources:
-- It will be tucked in on a hill, in proximity to living tree roots. There is no risk to groundwater.
-- Grid power is available via extension cord if necessary.
-- There is plenty of room for multiple chambers, and slope for natural drainage.
-- It could be situated where solar daytime heating is available.
The exterior will probably not resemble the Taj Mahal, excepting a plywood facade for laughs. But there must be a loo in the Taj Mahal somewhere -- maybe one of the outbuildings? Will a few coats of whitewash suffice?
I have a few design ideas already, but I thought I would ask the hive mind. How would you do it?