posted 2 years ago
I suppose it might be fun to grow a few tobacco plants in garden but here's how you do it old school. Important terminology in " ".
First ya got to burn the "tobacco bed". This consists of going out sometime in fall and cutting a whole bunch of brush. Make a pile, say thirty feet wide and a hundred feet long. Then in spring set it on fire and tend to it to make sure the entire area is evenly sterilized. Couple days later when it's cooled ya need to rake it smooth and sow the seeds followed by stomping the "tobacco bed" yes, the whole thing to get the seeds in good contact. Cover it up with, "tobacco canvas", a thin white row cover type material. (this was replaced sometime in the 1970's with "gassing the tobacco bed" and plastic instead of canvas). I have no first had experience with that and now it is replaced by growing in greenhouses with hydroponic "plugs", no experience with that either.
OK, now the plants have grown and are starting to lift up the canvas. It's time to "pull the tobacco". Get ya some long boards and something to prop them on to use as bridges so you don't walk on the plants and go out and pull the up and put in bundles, I don't remember how many per, two or three hundred I reckon.
Now it's time to "set the tobacco" using a "tobacco sitter". This is a contraption attached to the back of the tractor with a couple of places to sit, a big tank of water, a little plow to make the row and a chain mechanism with little rubber grabbers to stick a plant in. The chain cycles down and shoves the plant in the ground and comes back up for another one. Speed of this operation depends on skill of the sitters. Don't miss putting a plant in as a grabber comes up or you have to go out and fill the empty spots later by hand.
All righty now you're done. All that's left for a while is to hoe the tobacco and when your done with that, hoe the tobacco. Later if it starts to grow "suckers" you need to go out and pull them off. "Suckering" the tobacco. Still later it will try to bloom so now it's time to go through and "top" the tobacco. Also, at all stages you need to keep an eye out for tobacco worms, same as tomato worms, and pull them all off.
Now I know that might sound like a lot of trouble but if your patch isn't more forty or fifty acres, you'll be done in no time at all.
Later on, before school starts, the tobacco should start yellowing, especially the bigger lower leaves. The more yellow the better but not brown. Yea! it's time the "cut the tobacco". Go the barn and get the "tobacco sticks" pieces of oak about four feet long and sharp at one end. Load them on the wagon and head out to the tobacco patch and walk up and down the rows "dropping sticks" one for about every four to six plants, depending on the size of the plants. Now grab your "tobacco hatchet" a hatchet with a hammer on the back side and your "tobacco spear" a conical device with an extremely sharp point. Drive a stick in the ground and shove the spear on top. Chop off a plant and split the stalk on the sharp spear and let it slide down, do that until the stick is full, four to six plants. This is generally compensated "by the stick" maybe as much as a nickel per so the faster you are the more you make. DON'T split out a stalk so that it falls off, not even one.
Whew, that's done and about the same time next year the tobacco tar under your fingernails and in your hair will finally be gone. But you don't have that long because in a week or so it will be time to "haul in the tobacco". This is pretty self-explanatory you just go out and gather it all up on the wagon's and haul it to the "tobacco barn" a barn full of "tobacco tiers". This is just a series of flimsy poles, floor to roof just far enough apart to accommodate the tobacco sticks full of plants.
So now it's time to "hang the tobacco". Starting at the top, one kid per level and one on the wagon you need to hand it up to the top. At the top you only have to set it across the tiers rather than shoving it up over your head and nothing falls back down on you. I was smallest, lightest and less fearful of heights, so the top was mine, always, non-negotiable. Plus, I figured if I fell, those under me would cushion the impact on my way down. Pity the kind on the wagon. Alrighty, it's all hung and nothing to do with it for several weeks. It goes ahead and cures, were it finishes up turning a nice yellow, tan color.
Now we have to wait for it to "come into case". That's a nice cold wet day, generally abut Christmas time when humidity is such that it can be handled without cracking and breaking up. Time to hand it back down and haul it over to the stripping room because it's time to "strip tobacco". Here it's pulled off the sticks and passed down an assembly line of sorts with each station bulling off the various grades of leaves. Reds for highest price and grandads chewing twists, lugs for medium grade and so on, I don't remember them all.
So that is how you grow tobacco. Or used too, I don't think they even hang it in a barn anymore, instead they have these canvas covered racks right by the fields. I don't think they strip or grade it anymore either, they just bail it up whole and ship it off.
There is still plenty of hard work to it, but now it's all done by Mexicans. Can you imagine, coming up here to get covered in tobacco tar in the hot sun just to send a few dollars back to their families in Mexico, the nerve! Oh well, all the little white boys are busy with summer sports and watching video porn on their cell phones anyway, so I guess it all works out.
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