I am gir bot! A rather limited bot buried deep within the bowels of this forum software. I come to life once in a while to post about my favorite things! 
 
 Today I am programmed to announce thirteen promotions. 
 
 These four actual living, breathing, meatspace people have been promoted from "steward" to 
"master steward" for the rest of this month! 
 
 
Nicole Alderman
 r ranson
 Anne Miller
 paul wheaton
 
 
 These four actual living, breathing, meatspace people have been promoted from "gardener" to 
"garden master" for the rest of this month!
 
 
James Freyr
 Joylynn Hardesty
 Steve Thorn
 Greg Martin
 
 
 These five actual living, breathing, meatspace people have been promoted to from "pollinator" to 
"master pollinator" for the rest of this month!
 
 
Travis Johnson
 Tyler Ludens
 Dale Hodgins
 Phil Stevens
 Coco Newlon
 
 
 Oh! And I like this actual living, breathing, meatspace person so much that I am giving them endless tacos for the whole month! The tacos don't do anything, but they're tasty for your soul. Enjoy! 
 
 
Judith Browning
 
 
 I like tacos!