When frustration kicks in HARD...

   What are some funny/strange/foul things that you say or have said in the past, or have heard someone else say in moments of frustration or anger?
    Mine range from the mild, yet frequent, "I need this like I need a______(fill in the blank, I really can't be that blunt here) and, "If I could drink, I would be drunk right now" to my most random: "God, I wish somebody would just throw me up against a wall and kiss me!".  Never saw that coming, it just fell out.
   I said it quite viciously at work (hospital) during a usual day chaos/no food/no bathroom/no staff running through a unit full of coworkers, bosses, and (unfortunately) patients. Today I'd be sent to HR and fired, but back then it broke the tension, that's for sure!  Big laughs, and nobody ever brought it up again except one person who gave me that kiss later, thank you very much!  Oh, to be young again!  
    Share with me your strange, your random, your funny utterances.  I'm hoping to find some new ones!