Okay this isn’t exactly a “fall meal,” as in all the food groups and delicious fats (I’ll take bacon with my squash), but…nothing says harvest celebration like UGLY FRUIT JUICE! Yes, we photograph our prize squashes, giant tomatoes, delicate zucchini, perfectly symmetrical carrots, unblemished apples and other fruits of the
land. But what about those really ugly ones; those with unfortunate worm holes and brown bruises and coddling moth doorways and sunburns and grasshopper bites and bird pecks and all the other damage that repel friends and food banks? Well for me, UGLY FRUIT JUICE is the season's elixir. Take a sharp paring knife and build a bowl of random chunks of tree and ground ripened treasure. The good bits of whatever won’t make the beauty contest goes into the 2 quart bowl: any combo of kale, squash, apples, pears, plums, beets, cucumber, ginger, basil, broccoli, spinach, peppers, tomatoes…. Gently let your juicer masticate the boon then taste: too bitter? add carrots; too spicy? add tomatoes; too bland? add salt and cayenne; too strong? add apples; too boring? add lemon or herbs. These never-the-same-twice concoctions fill me with some mystical revelation about Sun, Bitter-Sweetness and Sweat. The earthworms have an orgy over the raw pulp. Pure autumn bliss.