I choose...to be the best me I can be, to be the strongest me I can be, to learn the most I can. I don't know what comes next. But I'm gonna go into it balls to the walls, flames in my hair, and full speed ahead.
Santa hears your prayers.. so if you are good, you will receive biochar. Writing a letter to the North Pole as a backup might not hurt, either. You could always pyrolize some wood yourself if you don’t feel like waiting.
Well, Ms Pearl, you know that Mom's have an in with Santa... something to do with Misseltoe...
If you ask Mom nice maybe she will put a good word in with Santa.
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Curiously, a "lump of coal in your Christmas stocking" was originally a wish that you would would be kept warm in the coming year.
And then, I suppose, abundance ensued, and a cultural shift that this was a negative thing, uncool, a down vote, an insult.
If there was a bag of biochar in my Christmas stocking, I would know that someone worked their ass off to feed my garden and pay me a compliment. Pretty nice.
If you were to time your Christmas fire correctly he would have to quench the fire to come down resulting in the incomplete burn after pyrolosis leaving you with beautiful biochar.
I have been totally amused by the responses to my silly question :D
Thank you for all the great comments!!
I have to admit, function stacking Santa wins in my book. Make HIM do the work for me! I love it :D
Dc Stewart wrote:If you've been really good, Santa will urinate on the biochar so that it's already inoculated.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thank you! I have not laughed out loud in quite a while. I can just picture it.
Maybe his eight tiny reindeer, too!
I choose...to be the best me I can be, to be the strongest me I can be, to learn the most I can. I don't know what comes next. But I'm gonna go into it balls to the walls, flames in my hair, and full speed ahead.