Granted. The sand will be fine, soft and delicious to walk on but it will also blow into your home at the whiff of a breeze and you are doomed to forever sweeping it out for it will blow into every horizontal surface and every nook and cranny of your home.
Now, meeee....I wish for someone to take away all my excess stuff so I can truly be the minimalist I yearn to be instead of the recyclist I am currently
Tomorrow you will have a hot day...we're talking insane heat. 45 degrees in the shade, with humidity that makes it feel like you're in a steam cooker. Overnight, a monsoon rain will set in and by the end of the next day you will have had 450 mm of rain relentlessly pounding down and flooding everywhere. But don't worry, on the third day a polar vortex will move across and drop the temperature to 40 below, freezing everything nice and solid. So getting around will be easy again.
I wish insurance companies would honour their own agreements.
Phil Stevens wrote: I wish insurance companies would honour their own agreements.
Granted! All insurance companies begin honoring their agreements. However, their business plan was not setup to handle that type of payout, which means that exactly 17 days after this begins, they all go bankrupt. Now you have no insurance at all.
I wish my cat would stop leaving half-eaten carcasses all over the driveway.
greg mosser wrote:granted! i had an extra couple hours every day
You now have two extra hours in the day, but every hour is a little shorter to accommodate the change...
(personally, I'd have gone for fewer, but longer hours so we had 20 hours/day, and minutes/hour based on 100, but the mess it would cause to change that now... not worth thinking about! )
I wish there was an easy way to get Himalayan Blackberry roots out of heavy clay soil.
Carla Burke wrote:
I wish there were natural paths between the blackberries and everything else I want to forage!
First, let’s acknowledge the irony of asking a super-natural being(genie/djinn) for something “natural”, and then let’s go for it:
That said, we’ll take natural to mean anything not “super-natural”, and grab Bubba over here with his petrochemical sprayer to make some nice clear paths for you.
. . . I’m not sure if I’d forage any of that any more, that’s just me though.
I wish my neurodivergence didn’t make it so difficult to deal with my sons neurodivergence.
I wish my neurodivergence didn’t make it so difficult to deal with my sons neurodivergence.
Granted! You now have 100% compatible neurodivergences, ergo you also have detriments in the exact same areas. Consequently, neither of you even notice your shared blind spot, so those things that fall into the blind spot are never addressed unless an outside agent intervenes.
I wish I did not have any food intolerances or allergies
Eino Kenttä wrote:I wish that all the marginally hardy plants we planted in our future forest garden will, against all expectations, thrive.
Granted! Yay climate change. Climate change happens way faster than expected and you jump up three zones. Now all the stuff you thought was marginal grows perfectly! Unfortunately the staples you were counting on now find it too hot and you can’t keep them watered, and they don’t get adequate dormancy to thrive so they all die. Boo!
I wish that when they forecast moisture for my property it wouldn’t all seem to just miss me and I would get at least the generally expected amount of moisture for my region.
I wish that when they forecast moisture for my property it wouldn’t all seem to just miss me and I would get at least the generally expected amount of moisture for my region.
Granted! You now get the general expected moisture for your region wherever you are. Only where you are. Which means you have to go stand in a different part of your property during each storm to get even coverage on your gardens. Also the floors in your house start to rot from all the extra moisture following you around.
I wish that no frost would collect on my car during the winter so I won't have to scrape or warm it up first all the time.
I wish that no frost would collect on my car during the winter so I won't have to scrape or warm it up first all the time.
Granted! Back to back ice storms for the entire winter turn your car into an iceberg that just sits in your driveway, as the roads are solid ice too and cannot be driven on.
I wish a large amount of good clean leaves delivered themselves neatly to the garden beds.
I wish a large amount of good clean leaves delivered themselves neatly to the garden beds.
Granted!You have a lovely thick layer of leaves... unfortunately there's enough vine attached to the leaves that they've all put down roots so now you'll have to dig them all out in the spring!
I wish I had a warm, dry, rat-proof place to do some awesome wood-working during this dark, wet winter.
Jay Angler wrote:
I wish the trailer that's supposed to morph into workshop space got magically cleaned and painted.
Bada-bing! Magically cleaned til it sparkled and then painted with--- what's this? the genie got the bucket of varnish mixed up with the bucket of molasses?? You now have a golden, shiny trailer which is covered with gobs of molasses.
Granted! You are now a very beautiful girl, but since you have decided to follow permaculture, you are home all the time, and you also gave up social media. So no one knows out about it.
I wish that my plants grew faster so I could grow more during our short growing season.
Granted! - Unfortunately the buyer paid you in pennies, and the bank was so annoyed with you when you went to deposit the money, that they only gave you half the value.
I wish - for the world's best pizza to be delivered to me for lunch.
Cat Knight wrote:When you play, you answer the wish of the person above you, then make a wish of your own. Please don't write a novel, a sentence or two is usually sufficient for both the wisher and the genie's response.
Wish: I wish for a permaculture design person to build be a labyrinth.
Jay Angler wrote:I wish someone would come and build me two more chicken runs linked to my brooder.
Granted! Unfortunately they were so hardworking that they worked all night. In the morning, you find that there is nothing on your land except chicken runs. Even the bedroom.
I wish for ten pounds of ripe persimmons taken to my doorstep.
Granted. You heard some pounding that had taken to your porch. You investigated to find 10 persimmons there on the steps. And a fuju perssimon tree growing beside loaded with fruit apparently spontaneously emerging overnight.
I wish for the perfect amount of everything while still allowing for contrast and desire.
Granted! There is now a hungry dragon arriving who is excellent at sorting rocks but will leave if not fed large daily quantities of fruit, root veggies, and meat.
I wish each day and each year were twice as long as they are now.
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