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There once was an old man who liked to fish and hunt in the woods. He had a long white hair and beard that reached down to his waist. One day he was very tired, having slept poorly, andended up stumbling into a swamp full of an especially fragrant and beautiful kind of mint. He sat there for a little while, regaining his strength and hoping to get a change of clothes. So as a result he got up and went back home, covered all over and plastered in mud and mint and smelling very pleasantly.

When he got back his family was all asking him, what has gotten over you, what has gotten over you?

The little grandson, a precocious young botanist, exclaimed, It’s hairy woodmint!
 
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Do you know what the secret is to having a smoking hot body as a Senior?
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Cremation.

Real funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes!

 
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I'm at that age now that if I'm picking up a hottie at the club..............

that means I'm buying a rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Real funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes!

 
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I've got a chicken-proof garden
It's completely impeccable

Gardens in my mind never need water
Castles in the air never have a wet basement
Well made buildings are fractal -- equally intelligent design at every level of detail.
Bright sparks remind others that they too can dance
What I am looking for is looking for me too!

 
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Husband - I would not be what I am today, if it were not for my wife.

Wife - Don't you blame me!

"When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running in the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind." C.S. Lewis
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Sign on the fish market “We have oysters, shrimp and clams!”
A guy walks in and asks “How much is a dozen oysters?”
“Twelve.”

Gardens in my mind never need water
Castles in the air never have a wet basement
Well made buildings are fractal -- equally intelligent design at every level of detail.
Bright sparks remind others that they too can dance
What I am looking for is looking for me too!

 
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What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran!



Thanks to all those who serve.

"When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running in the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind." C.S. Lewis
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