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A degree in agriculture is great to have.
It allows you to work in a variety of fields.
 
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What do you call a traffic jam full of cows?  

A moo-ving violation!
 
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What did we say and exclaim in pleasure when we saw the wonderful and splendid fruits of the spindle tree?

“Wahoo!”
 
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A couple weeks ago, I won a pumpkin carving contest.
It was a hollow victory.
 
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Why did all the toys in the toybox dislike the Russian doll?

Because she was full of herself.
 
I remember before the flying monkeys became such an invasive species. We had tiny ads then.
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