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Behind every man who says that he wears the pants of the family … is a wife who told him which pants to wear!

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This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog.  Obviously, she thought it understood her.
I came inside and told my cat.  We laughed a lot!

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A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.



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Ariel wore sea shells because she out grew her B shells.

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Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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The average person walks 900 miles and drinks 21 gallons of beer each year.  That is an impressive 42+ miles to the gallon.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap.

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A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from, just in time to see a young woman looking down.
"Is this yours?" He asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed. On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink.
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As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvellous evening. Would you like to stay the night?" The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"
"No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."

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I had plans to go to the beach today, but the skies are cloudy and it is raining

It's really irrigating.

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I am making a list of people I still want to practice social distancing with once I've been vaccinated.

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An elderly couple, celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, went to the same hotel and same room.

"Paw," said the lady, "Remember how anxious you were on our wedding night?"

Paw smiled and said, "I sue do, Maw... I was so anxious you didn't have time to take your stockings off.  But tonight you've got time to knit yourself a pair!"

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If you think this is bad, wait until 2020 turns 21 and starts drinking.

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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.  If I do run out of white, i still have plenty of red.

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My friend writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter.
Or sew it seams.

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De'ja  Moo is when you have the feeling you have heard the same bull before.

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My wife asked me to stop snoring. Apparently it scares her when I'm driving.

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This morning I was thinking how brave my father was as he was dying after his accident. He kept telling us to "be positive" as he laid bleeding on the gurney in the ER. We never could figure out his blood type.

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I can't wait for Christmas. It's that time of year when I get to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of a sock.

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I really miss being at work and complaining about not wanting to be at work.

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I had a really rough day yesterday.  I didn't do anything, and then I was tired.

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Driving through Southern California, I stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables and crafts. As I went to pay, I noticed the young woman behind the counter was painting a sign.
“Why the new sign?” I asked.
“My boyfriend didn't approve of the old one,” she said.
When I glanced at what hung above the counter, I understood. It declared: "Local Honey Dates Nuts."

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An old lady walked into a butcher’s shop and shouted at the butcher.
“That leg of lamb you sold me last week, shrunk by six inches when I cooked it”
“That’s funny” said the butcher “My missis knitted me a jumper, and when she washed it, it shrunk by six inches”
“Must have been from the same sheep”

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I'm a craftaholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding! I'm on the road to the craft store.

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I was going to work on my roof yesterday, but I fell off a 32 foot extension ladder. I am lucky I was on the first rung.

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Dreams do come true!!  Last night I dreamed I peed the bed.

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Wishing everyone a happy whatever doesn't offend you.

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The snowman got a divorce because his wife was a flake.

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My snowman was smiling ... then I saw my neighbor coming his way with a snowblower.

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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!

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What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Ice bergers!

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I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas, she said that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace.... so I got her nothing.

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Santa is jolly because he knows where the naughty girls live.

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My wife wanted me to surprise her for Christmas. So, just before she woke up, I yelled BOO!!

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Why did Santa's newest helper feel sad?

He had low elf-esteem.

Gardens in my mind never need water
Castles in the air never have a wet basement
Well made buildings are fractal -- equally intelligent design at every level of detail.
Bright sparks remind others that they too can dance
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