A priest, a minister and a rabbit went into a bar. The bartender asked the priest what he wanted. He said "I'll take a Bud Light". Then he asked the minister what he wanted. He said "Brandy old fashioned, of course". Then the bartender asked the rabbit what he wanted. The rabbit said "Beats me, I'm only here because of auto-correct".
"Hundreds of years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in or the type of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that it becomes a tourist destination"