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I was raised by my grandfather clock
because my biological clock was never there.
 
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The following are the 3 unwritten rules of Permaculture:

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Always pushing the season, my granddaughter asked me if she could have a puppy for Christmas.  I told her we were going to have Turkey like we always do.
 
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My wife and I got into it big time this morning.  She was tired of my half finished projects and called me immature.   I threw her out of my fort.
 
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If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
 
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I got on this kick of refusing Novocane so I could transcend dental medication.
 
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit went into a bar.  The bartender asked the priest what he wanted.  He said "I'll take a Bud Light".  Then he asked the minister what he wanted.  He said "Brandy old fashioned, of course".  Then the bartender asked the rabbit what he wanted.  The rabbit said "Beats me, I'm only here because of auto-correct".
 
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I was pretty young when I figured out I was not my mother's favorite child. She gave me a toaster and told me it was a bath toy.
 
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