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What nationality is Santa?
North Polish.

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I was getting open heart surgery when the surgeon went into another room and vanished. Nobody knew where they went, and everyone searched frantically but the surgeon did not appear.

Nobody expects the vanishing physician.
 
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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?

“Looks like rain, dear.”


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John F Dean wrote:This sentence contains exactly threee erors.



Had to think about that 3rd one.

Your friend isn't always right and your enemy isn't always wrong.

 
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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

It soots him.



Did you hear about the elf who shoots rockets from his feet?

He has missile toes.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple.



Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

They always drop their needles.

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