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What did the guitar say to the ukulele?
Uke, I am your father.
 
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Q. What happens to a person who fails a ukulele course?
A. He has to go to Strummer School!
 
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
 
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Two jazz guitarists meet in a bar, and one says, “Yeah man, I bought your last album, it was awesome!” to which the other replies, “Oh so that was you!”.
 
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I asked my dog what’s two minus two. She said nothing.
 
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
 
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What’s a duck’s favorite ballet?

The Nutquacker!

 
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I told my suitcase there would be no vacations this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
 
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Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on many levels.
 
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Ridcully told jokes like a bullfrog did accountancy. They never added up.
 
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