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In the past decade over 110 people have died in gyms.   In that same period of time, only one person has died eating donuts. Stats don’t lie.
 
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On the subject of fitness,  the average person used 14 muscles to pour a cup of coffee.  Fitness is my passion.
 
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Why was the storm so good at romance?

It always knew how to make sparks fly.
 
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What do you call a rodent that steals your dessert?

A pie-rat.
 
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I spent 10 minutes this morning trying to straighten out the wrinkles in my socks.  Then I realized I wasn’t wearing any.
 
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What's worse than a box full of snakes???

A box that was supposed to be full of snakes!!
 
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