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What kind of flooring do lizards use?

Reptiles.

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The farmer caught Jeb with his daughter, pulled a shotgun, and told him "Marry her or I'm going to kill you!"
It was a wife or death decision

Gardens in my mind never need water
Castles in the air never have a wet basement
Well made buildings are fractal -- equally intelligent design at every level of detail.
Bright sparks remind others that they too can dance
What I am looking for is looking for me too!

 
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Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.  

I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.

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Did you hear about the mute motorcycle gang?

They don’t answer to nobody.

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What is the difference between a holler and a valley?

It’s a matter of volume.

One can never be too kind to oneself or others.
Never our fault, always our responsibility

 
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I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour crying and wet myself.

I figure if someone from the future hasn’t tried to stop me, I can’t be messing up that bad.

 
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A friend of mine got a job as a bus driver because he was so good at telling people where to get off.

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What kind of stone do they traditionally use to make ondols  (the Korean heated stone slab bed)?

Bedrock

Permaculture...picking the lock back to Eden since 1978.
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Want to hear a Swedish joke?

Never mind, there's Norway I could Finnish it.

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