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What do you call it when there is a rather large stand of burning bush?

A bush fire.
 
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Did you hear about the famous contest in 1874 to choose the best neckwear?

It was a tie!
 
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I finally did it!!!
I bought a new pair of shoes withe memory foam insoles.
No more forgetting why I walked into the Kitchen!!
 
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My horse has decided she will only come out of the barn after dark.

It's becoming a real night mare.
 
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Doctor: "I'm Dr. Smith, and I will be delivering your baby today"

Dad: "I'd actually rather that he kept his liver..."
 
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